In ancient England people couldn't have sex prior to marriage without the King's permission. So if they wished to fornicate, they had to apply to the King, pay the necessary charges and fees and get a Card
stating that they were permitted to have sex. That card was hung outside the door as a warning to others not to invade the privacy of a room. The Card read "Fornication Under Consent of King" (in short , F.U.C.K )!!
Thus a new word was born and it went on to become probably the most used, abused and understood word in the whole world.
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary fucked John) and intransitive (John was fucked by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (John is ugly, fuck, he's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck."
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise -- "What the fuck are you doing here?"
2) Fraud -- "I got fucked by the car dealer." 3) Resignation -- "Oh, fuck it!" 4) Trouble -- "I guess I'm fucked now." 5) Aggression -- "FUCK YOU!" 6) Disgust -- "Fuck me." 7) Confusion -- "What the fuck...?" 8) Difficulty -- "I don't understand this fucking business!" 9) Despair -- "Fucked again...." 10) Pleasure -- "I fucking couldn't be happier." 11) Displeasure -- "What the fuck is going on here?" 12) Lost -- "Where the fuck are we?" 13) Disbelief -- "UN-FUCKING- BELIEVABLE! " 14) Retaliation -- "Up your fucking ass!" 15) Denial -- "I didn't fucking do it." 16) Perplexity -- "I know fuck-all about it." 17) Apathy -- "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" 18) Greetings -- "How the fuck are you?" 19) Suspicion -- "Who the fuck are you?" 20) Panic -- "Let's get the fuck out of here." 21) Directions -- "Fuck off." 22) Awe -- "How the fuck did you do that?" |